I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i think im in europe. pls send help
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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