well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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