The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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