That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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