Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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