just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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