they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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