Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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