Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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