I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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