Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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