White coat. Heels.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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