so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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