It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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