"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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