In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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