Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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