YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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