There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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