I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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