But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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