I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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