Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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