The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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