I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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