There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I forget how to act sober
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize