I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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