Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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