so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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