This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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