She is in my trunk
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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