I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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