She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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