You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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