Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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