i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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