you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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