So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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