Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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