maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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