she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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