Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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