dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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