Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Randomize
