if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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