I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
BRING THE BAGELS
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
