I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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