Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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