i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
