he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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