I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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