This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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