Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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