: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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