he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it glows. i had to have it.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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