In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Alive.
So much puke
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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